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laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

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thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

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englland:

"hey can i see your phone?"

yeah hold on

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maygodblessthefreaks:

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

At first glance I thought it was a cardboard Creeper. 

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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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harpyfeathers:

It’s literally going to be a full moon on Friday.

Friday the Thirteenth.

It’s basically like it’s asking all the witchy types to do shit.

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